TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been grabbed by the King himself! It's as if an old-timey rock and roll celebration with every town lookin' cooler than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been pourin' to Texas like it's Gracelan